INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR!

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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mugbearerscorner

Anonymous asked:

"Anarchist" but gets triggered when people voluntarily don't wear bicycle helmets.

katelyn-danger answered:

Me when I know what anarchy is

katelyn-danger

Gravity legally cannot hurt you if you scream "NO GODS NO MASTERS" immediately before impact

completelybitch

I'm so fucking tired of this bicycle helmet discourse. Bike helmets aren't going to do shit to protect you if you get hit by a car

katelyn-danger

Most of the time... Bike accidents.... Involve things.... Other than cars...... like the ground....also it's safety gear..... Wearing it is non negotiable.... You are one accident away from being permanently disabled..... You need to protect your brain

starlite-sin

Not towards OP

Is OSHA and other safety regulations also cop behavior?

katelyn-danger

*sigh* The belief that OSHA and other safety regulations are cop behavior are common opinions that people have, anarchist or not. Wearing PPE is annoying and often uncomfortable, sweaty, and cumbersome. People also generally hate being told to be careful, because they believe that "be careful" is synonymous with "hey, you're too stupid to do that without hurting yourself".

But all it takes is one time for you to slip up and suddenly the grinder disk that would have gotten stuck in your safety glasses is in your eye, or you're getting treated for lung cancer because you didn't want to wear your respirator while you welded. These are decisions that you were free to make, but might seriously regret later on.

People will scream until they're blue in the face about how oppressive it is to have to wear a safety vest and hard hat on a construction site, but do you really think that the hammer that slipped out of your buddy's hand is going to take that into consideration when it collides with your skull?

No political theory will save you from an accident. You can either wear your PPE, or can die, unexpectedly, painfully, and slowly. The choice is yours. Go argue with a lathe if you feel so strongly about it.

aranock

I think “its cop behaviour to care about your and your communities safety with these basic things that are proven to save lives” might genuinely win worst take I have ever seen. Wear your PPE, wear a seatbelt, put on your bicycle helmet and actually think about the purpose of these items. Don’t get yourself killed just because wearing something was mildly inconvenient to you.

mugbearerscorner

Also hey, not related to bikes but I am pretty sure MEDICINAL MASKS count as PPE during the global pandemic that we are still in.

tiredspacedragon

Evidence against the argument that Superman’s disguise wouldn’t fool anyone:

adventurecomics

  • Dolly Parton once lost a Dolly Parton look alike contest to a fucking drag queen.
  • Charlie Chaplin once failed to even place at a Charlie Chaplin impersonator contest.
  • Hugh Jackman went to comic con as Wolverine, only 2 people noticed him and one told him he was too tall.
  • Christopher Reeve use to go to a restaurant in costume when filming Superman. When he went in the Superman costume he was mobbed by people all the time. When he went in the Clark Kent costume no one realized he was Christopher Reeve.
syntaxaero

Tony Hawk

crystaltoa
stem-stims

Physics: More pencil tricks

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dexer-von-dexer

i.e. why when you or someone else gets stabbed or impaled, you should leave the object in the wound until medical help arrives.

wildlyannoyingdoofus

THIS. RIGHT HERE. This is an amazing example!!

If you take the thing out, they’re going to bleed a lot more.

SO. DONT.

News Flash from the Medical Help ™ — we don’t touch it either! Unless the object they’re impaled with is literally too big to fit in the ambulance, We. Don’t. Touch. The. Thing.

The only people qualified to Take-The-Thing-Out are surgeons. End of story.

Okay, but for the love of God, please, PLEASE, if you did, if you panicked and took the thing out…. DON’T…. PUT IT BACK IN.

Or else, congratulations, you just stabbed them AGAIN. I reeeeeally shouldn’t have to say this guys, but I do.

kimmycup

Congratulations,

YOU JUST STABBED THEM AGAIN

five-flats

i feel like that last comment should be accompanied by a bill-wurtz-style jingle